Round One, Fight! Uwe Boll Challenges Michael Bay to Boxing Match

"Recently, director Uwe Boll made a few statements about Michael Bay (Transformers), stating: "I am not a f*cking retard like Michael Bay or other people running around in that business." Bay responded by calling Boll "a sad being."

Apparently, that hurt Boll's feelings..."

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Michael, don't do it! It's a trap! Uwe will sucker-punch you in the groin, then uppercut you in the testes. I beg of you, it's not worth it! Uwe Boll is a big moron!

For the rest of you reading this who *isn't* Michael Bay, glorious creator of the Transformers movie, be sure to see the Uwe Boll video challenging Michael from the full article source link.

Grand Theft Gaming: Rural Albert Lea man accused of video game scam

"During a nearly one-year period, Frank Buchanan allegedly made about 192 purchases on two credit cards at various stores.

What was out of the ordinary, however, was that the 30-year-old Buchanan also allegedly had about 183 refunds on those cards.

The rural Albert Lea man's transaction history, authorities say, demonstrated an obvious purchase-return pattern mainly involving video games at multiple..."

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Yeah, um. What I find funny is, this moron could have easily pirated these games from piratebay or emule or some file-sharing program. He'd have better luck dodging the authorities (MPAA, ESA, RIAA in this case).

What a freaking nub-tard.